Send me your display name in a message n I’ll def follow
"My, Chubby, what big ears you have!"
“The better to hear the drop of a crumb with, hooman.”
“And what big eyes you have!”
“The better to exert my corgi mind control on you with.”
“And what stumpy legs you have!”
“It’s so that I can be closer to my food… but then you hoomans invented tables. Now look deep into my eyes and put down the sandwich!”